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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Drunk w/ the letter X

It's 3AM.. I SHOULD go to bed instead but...

Meme: Comment on this entry and I will give you a letter. Write ten words beginning with that letter, including an explanation of what the word means to you and why.

god_is_disabled gave me the letter X.


1. Xanadu: Paradise. To me, Xanadu would be a land of do-what-you-please. Where you live off the pear trees and soybean plants, the neighbors keep turtles in their bathtub, and you blow shit up on a regular basis. There's always beer in the fridge.

2. Xanax: A medication I have not been perscribed. I never had problems with anxiety..

3. Xanphine- A chemical found in caffiene, so the Skin Clown says. Drrrr.. I like caffiene.

4. Xenophobe- Fear of foreigners. I've never really had this problem. While I was growing up in the buttwad suburbs, none of the white kids wanted to be my friend. I didn't have the right brand of gym shoes, or something. So the foreign kids were the only ones who would play with me at recess. To this day, I'm pretty much cool with anyone, regardless of what country they were born in, so long as we connect on some level.

5. Xerox- Was some kind of mythical panther who stole food, or whatever. Is also a machine I would use if I ever got motivated enough to publish a zine.

6. X-Ray- I got one of these after I rode my bike through a construction zone. I was 9. I did not notice the metal pipe sticking out of the ground until it gouged a bloody hole in my leg. No broken bones, just 45 stitches. You can still see the pipe-shaped scar on my shin, curved like a grin.

7. X-Rated- They call it NC-17 now. If you want porn, just watch porn. Don't fuck around with Saved By the Bell rejects and their crappy ass Showgirls.

8. Xavier- The middle name of one of my favorite teachers in middle school. He assigned us roles and had us act out concentration camps. I'd never learned so much about history.

9. Xuxa- The host of some South American children's show. Xuxa would sing songs. The children on TV would sing along, but I wouldn't. They used to show it on channel 11.

10. XXX- tee hee

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