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Thursday, May 25, 2006

The Agreement
a very short play

Boy and Girl tie themselves to each other as they say their lines. Ropes, ribbons, caution tape, christmas lights, etc.. can be used for this.

Boy: I will love you and stay with you, so long as you're well behaved.

Girl: I will love you and stay with you, so long as you do whatever I say.

Boy: I get exclusive rights to your body.

Girl: I get exclusive rights to your time.

Boy: And if this agreement is violated..

Girl: All love declared henceforth shall be considered null and void..

Boy: And we'll part ways immediately.

Girl: ...forever.

Boy and Girl: Deal.
Sign their names on the contract, shake hands, obligatory kiss.

Boy and girl try to exit the stage in different directions, but can't because they are tied together.

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