Monday, March 06, 2006

Tired of the Cock

I've tried young ones, old ones, white ones, black ones, brown ones, new ones, ones I've known for years. I've tried big schlongs and tiny ponies. Manly ones and ones beneath a skirt. I've tried rich ones, broke-ass leach ones. I've tried the mean, I've tried the sweet. And I'm fucking sick of them all.

So I'm in search of a girlfriend.
Spread the word.
posted at 10:30 PM |