Thursday, January 19, 2006

Okay I Lied

I'll keep posting even though my internet is infected.
I'll tell you about my dream last night.

So I'm on a field trip with kids from school. We're staying in a run-down mansion, in a creepy part of some unfamiliar city. Glenn Danzig is our special guest. He's in the kitchen talking to this boy I know. Danzig is not wearing a shirt. I scamper into the kitchen and proceed to color his nipples red with a tube of lipstick. He laughs and throws me over his shoulder, then spins me around and around, making growling noises. Whee!

In the living room, there's a movie on TV. A nature flick, underwater and YES! THERE ARE DOLPHINS ON THE SCREEN! A 3-some of dolphins, one boy dolphin is fucking a girl dolphin, while the girl dolphin is sucking another boy dolphin's wiggly dong.

Then my sister wakes me up and hands me an envelope. It's money! My gramma sent me money! Because I graduated college. Yay!
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