Wednesday, January 18, 2006

My Computer Has More Viruses Than I Do!
















And we all know, I have a LOT!
I am a tropical vacation resort for bronchitis, chlamydia, rabies, ebola, and TERRIFIC crusting, oozing skin rashes.
My computer is just like me!
Trojans, worms (like my cat), spybots, syphillis.
I can't be on a webpage for more than 2 seconds without 850 pop up ads.
As I'm typing this, my browser keeps flipping over to some shit that says I've won a FREE PINK MOTOROLA RAZR!

I got some virus removal software, but it didn't do much more than show me a list of file names.
c:/windows/program files/kjefniergnpweugn.exe
That list of file names is very nice, but how do I get rid of them?

So I might not be posting for a while.
Until I find a good virus remover or a new computer. (ha!)
Don't miss me too much..
There are other blogs in the sea.
posted at 11:39 AM |