Friday, January 06, 2006

Day Job

Behind you, a 400 pound woman sings, "Turn the Beat Around."

The reason the drain is clogged: too many tampons.
Have a great weekend. Thank you for calling. You're more than welcome, sir. Goodbye.

You bored over there?
Hey, remember the time the boss started dancing?
Slow night. Turn off the coffee pot. Golden girls!

So what's your baby's name? What's your apartment number on Thanksgiving day?
Shut up.
You notice the difference in those cookies?
Shut up, Delila. I think you're wrong.
Achoo!
Where the hell did that come from?

Okay, Woody Woodpecker.
Whatever, Martha.
Do you have a message for the doctor?
posted at 9:45 PM |