Thursday, December 01, 2005

If you were me, you'd be wearing the same shirt you wore yesterday. If you were me, you'd be picking cat hair from that shirt. If you were me, you'd be eating free food here at school. Artichoke lasagna. Mmm that's what the tuition goes for, darling. If you were me, you'd be fighting the urge of your hands, to scratch the back of your neck where the rash was, where the rash is coming back because you haven't been bathing and taking your antibiotics. If you were me you'd fucking hate showers. You'd fucking hate antibiotics. If you were me, you should be writing a paper on Cher for your racism class. If you were me, your school ID would be 59401. Your hair would look better when messy. If you were me, your nightmares would be getting kicked out of another home and finding a girl with the same tattoo as you. Bitch, you copied me! This is custom work here. If you were me, you'd wake up from the nightmares, smelling magic oil and wondering how long till he starts to cry? If you were me, you'd be out in the lovely snow before he does, taking wrong turns on the way to Lake Shore Drive. And if you were me you'd be asking yourself if this post is narcissistic but you'd decide no, no, I'm just trying to relate.
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