Monday, October 31, 2005

It's Motherfucking HALLOWEEN

Why the hell are you wearing blue jeans!?!?

This is the day to celebrate everything creepy and weird. The one day of the year when you can be whoever you want.

You can dress up as a toilet, a monkey, a beer keg. You can be a sexy nurse, a burn victim (with the help of a little make-up or some kerosene). You can even wear your pajamas and claim it's a costume. You can be a flapper, a zombie, an evil clown or President Bush (same thing).

Or, like me you can be a PIRATE! YARRR!

So if your lazy ass is sitting there in that same old hoodie you wear every day, you suck SUCK suck sucksucksucksuck!!!!!!!!!!

Go to the bathroom RIGHT NOW and become a toilet paper mummy.
Or at least take a sharpie and write on your shirt, "This is my costume."

And eat some candy! Eat lots of candy!! I don't care if you're on the god damn Atkins diet.
Atkins died and you'll die too, so eat your candy while you can. That is what Halloween is all about!

I'll see if I can post a picture of me in my pirate costume, later on..

posted at 10:24 AM |