Thursday, October 06, 2005

I am losing my mind again. Here's how I can tell:

1.
It's a windy cold day and I'm wearing the shortest skirt I own. I didn't realize this was a problem until some random guy in the Loop was like, "Damn baby, aren't you cold?" Then I realized, "Why yes, I am cold. Fuck! My butt is numb because I'm only wearing half a skirt." Stupid stupid me! I waddled to school, holding my skirt down over my thighs as the wind tried to lift it.
Now I'm sitting here at work in the computer lab. I feel like everyone's staring at me because my god damn skirt is too short, but they're not.
I have to go the whole day in this skirt, through work and through class, with this paranoia.
I guess if I wasn't worried about this, it'd be a worse sign.

2.
Last night, I got put in the sleeper hold until I passed out. The scary thing is, I enjoyed it. Even scarier, it wasn't sexual. It was for art! I liked being dead for a couple of seconds.
posted at 12:28 PM |