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Sunday, September 18, 2005

Perverted Nursery Rhymes
by Allison at age 16

I wrote these in high school, found them while going through old journals.
Some are funny, some are just bad and some will make you ask, "what were you on?"

The answer is:
100mg Zoloft
80mg Wellbutrin
900mg Lithium Carbonate
800mg Seroquel
100mg Topamax

With that said..

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch an 8th of weed
Jack fucked Jill, a virgin still
It's good she didn't bleed!

Hickory dickory dock
the bitch, she sucked my cock
I'd had enough, she was so rough
she left a hickory on my dickory dock
(WTF?)

Humpty Dumpty went to the store
then to the landfill with a whore
All the king's horses and all the kings men
found him doing humpty at the dumpty again

Old King Cole liked a very stretched hole
and a very stretched hole liked he
He called for his pipe
he called for his bowl
He smoked as he butt-fucked me

What are little girls made of?
Two big bumps
and a warm hole to hump
That's what little girls are made of
What are little boys made of?
Balls that ache
and a frightening snake
That's what little boys are made of

Twinkle twinkle little slut
how I'd like to lick your butt
Up above my head so high
fishy cunt between two thighs

Oh where, oh where has my dildo gone?
Oh where oh where could it be?
It's not in my ass, or in my cunt
or in the hole where I pee

There was an old woman who lived in a trailer
she was fucked by a dirty old sailor
He finished before she felt his dick
She slapped him and said, "god damn, you're quick!"

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