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Sunday, September 18, 2005
Perverted Nursery Rhymes by Allison at age 16 I wrote these in high school, found them while going through old journals. Some are funny, some are just bad and some will make you ask, "what were you on?" The answer is: 100mg Zoloft 80mg Wellbutrin 900mg Lithium Carbonate 800mg Seroquel 100mg Topamax With that said.. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch an 8th of weed Jack fucked Jill, a virgin still It's good she didn't bleed! Hickory dickory dock the bitch, she sucked my cock I'd had enough, she was so rough she left a hickory on my dickory dock (WTF?) Humpty Dumpty went to the store then to the landfill with a whore All the king's horses and all the kings men found him doing humpty at the dumpty again Old King Cole liked a very stretched hole and a very stretched hole liked he He called for his pipe he called for his bowl He smoked as he butt-fucked me What are little girls made of? Two big bumps and a warm hole to hump That's what little girls are made of What are little boys made of? Balls that ache and a frightening snake That's what little boys are made of Twinkle twinkle little slut how I'd like to lick your butt Up above my head so high fishy cunt between two thighs Oh where, oh where has my dildo gone? Oh where oh where could it be? It's not in my ass, or in my cunt or in the hole where I pee There was an old woman who lived in a trailer she was fucked by a dirty old sailor He finished before she felt his dick She slapped him and said, "god damn, you're quick!" |
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