lake allison

Monday, August 29, 2005

Hi, I'm a moron.
How are you today?
So I've been gone for a while, as you've probably noticed.
I lost my blogger password and requested it 5 times and for some reason, it wasn't getting sent to me.

I got pissed and looked up the phone number for google.
My conversation with tech support went like this:
Geek: Hello, google support.
Allison: GET ME BLOGGER! I WANT TO SPEAK TO BLOGGER!
Geek: Uh.. who's blogger?
Allison: GET ME BLOGGER!
Geek: Is that a person?
Allison: THEY WON'T SEND ME MY FUCKING PASSWORD!

etc, etc.. and to make a long, strange story short, I opened the spam folder on my email account and sure enough, there was my password sent to me 5 times.
So here I am.

1. Listen to me and Frank's podcast at dopescrew.us
DO IT! NOW! YOU ARE COMPELLED!
The first episode sucks, but the second is good.
Leave a comment or email us and we'll read it on the show.

2. Here are some actual instructions for dolphin sex.
"They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax tony says hi is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation."

posted at 11:26 AM |

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