Thursday, July 14, 2005

Why the hell am I even going to this interview?

I already know I can't do the job. I can't stand in the sun for 9 hours straight every day, begging strangers to donate money to starving children on other continents.

I wish I could. It's for a good cause, but I'm afraid it's physically impossible for me. I'll faint from heat exhaustion, my skin will burn, my knees will buckle and I'll collapse from standing so long.

Maybe this organization will have other jobs open. Indoor jobs that a weak, pale runt like myself can succeed at.

Anyone in the Chicago area: If you know of a job opening that does not involve long hours in the hot sun, please let me know.
posted at 12:31 PM |