Saturday, July 23, 2005

This is one of my favorite true masturbation-gone-bad stories.

Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life

Ms. DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion.

Wait'll you find out what she saw in the toilet.
Serves the bitch right for harming that poor lobster.

I plan to write a short story based on this. It's too sick not to steal.
If it turns out good, I'll post some of it.
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