Monday, July 18, 2005

A heartfelt letter to an old friend

Dear boring, selfish ego-monster,

You think I'm an "over-reactive bitch"?

Darling, It's called HUMOR
and I accomplish it through exaggeration.

Ah, you wouldn't get it.

There's a lot of stuff you don't get.
Like how to be a fair and decent human being,
which is why we are no longer friends.

So go make some old man buy you a drink
and shut the fuck up.

Sincerely,
Allison S
posted at 4:30 PM |