Friday, June 03, 2005

What I learned this year '04-'05:

* Sex sells, but isn't everything
* How to calm down
* How to lose your best friend over money
* All about stem cells and cloning
* All about dolphins
* How to get evicted
* How to break up with someone 3 times without becoming enemies
* The suburbs are brutal and unforgiving
* The perfect drink goes by the name "vodka tonic"
* How to coach a take-a-place
* There is redemption after crime
* Cat-o-9 tails feel better than riding crops
* The Steeplechase (ahh!)
* A new use for Mazola
* How to get your hair the pinkest pink
* Editors are people, too
* How to lose 3 boyfriends and 1 girlfriend in under a month
* Sometimes they really are "just jealous"
* Good friends will sing Spice Girls with you at karaoke
* How to get someone fired
* People don't like vomit
* Car sex just isn't fun after age 18.. unless you're J.G. Ballard...
* Home is not a cop out
* Push that boulder, or it will crush you
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