Appetizer
What time do you usually wake up each day? If you could choose your wake-up time, when would it be?Hm.. it depends on if I have school or not. If I have school, I wake up around 8 in a nervous frenzy and pull on some ripped-up clothes that don't match, which is cool since thats the style at my school, then run out the door 20 minutes late. If I don't have school, I usually wake up some time between 11 and 1 in a pool of sweat with my pulse racing after a nightmare. Last night, I had a nightmare I went to Bible camp and they kicked me out for giving the children bad ideas. An armed soldier escorted me off the grounds. Soup
When was the last time you bought groceries? What store did you go to? Name 3 things you purchased.Ohh man! Last time I went grocery shopping was at Ralphs in LA, last week. I nearly got knocked off my feet when some easy-breezy Californians hit me with their cart, and of course did not apologize. Three things that we bought were: orange juice and soy milk and ice cream, which we feasted upon while riding out of that ugly city the following night.
Salad
How many books have you read so far this year? Which was your favorite and why?I've read about 13 books, so far this year. That's about 1 every two weeks. Not bad. My favorite would have to be Crash by J.G. Ballard. It's about people who get in car crashes on purpose, for erotic gratification. The calm and scientific voice of the narrator will have you lusting for beads of semen on the intsrtument pannel, for Vaughn's scars and the rainbow colored stream of piss and oil flowing about Dr. Helen Remmington's feet.
Main Course
What is something you consider to be very elegant? In particular, what about that item/place/person conjures up the feeling of elegance?I consider martinis to be very elegant. The long, tall glass is so delicate and they're pretty tasty, but I don't usually drink them since, as we all know I am hideously poor. However, the last time I drank one was in a very unelegant circumstance. We were gathered in a kitchen, trying to make beer in coffee makers. Ughh it smelled awful! And wasn't the best mix of people. So the martini only knawed at the walls of my nauscous stomach.
Dessert
Who taught you how to drive?An awful toad named Mr. Wendell. He was our high school driver's ed teacher. He'd sit in the passenger's seat and pick his nose and would grab the wheel from me, leaving rock-sized boogers stuck to it. He'd do this a lot, since I don't know my right from left. I was all doped up on lithium, so I shouldn't have been driving anyway. Friday's Feast
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