Friday, February 25, 2005

What I learned at the sex toy demonstration:

-The clitoris is shaped like a wishbone and has twice as many nerve endings as the penis.
-There's a dildo with two sides: one is bulb-shaped and goes in one girl, while the other is dick-shaped and goes into another. This is an alternative to a strap on.
-Carrots can indeed get stuck up your butt, so don't put one there unless you cut a notch in it first.
-Cock rings do not hurt men
-The reason that so many vibrators are shaped as bunnies is that in Japan (at one point, or maybe still today) they were not allowed to make sex toys that resembled a fallus.
-Vibrators were invented way back in the Victorian days. Ladies would get diagnosed with "hysteria" and be sent to the doctor, who would uh..cure them. haha
-Silicon lube can be used in your hair (The hair on your head..you know..for greasers.. hehe)
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