Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Idea "Borrowed" from Susie:

1. Choose 10 people. (I cheated and chose 11)
2. Write something about/to each of them.
3. Don't tell anyone who the statements are about. Good or bad. No matter how they beg!

1. Master of tragicomedy, oh genius with shakey fingers. Sometimes I'd like to kill you and try to get your work published posthumously so your self-doubt cannot stop you. *psychotic leer*

2. I want to thank you for my first publishing credit, my first threesome and my job. Being with you was like shooting heroin each night, though. So painfully thrilling, but too intense for persons trying to hold 2 jobs and 4 classes. I always thought you'd make a much more stimulating adversary. Just one question..why did you leave me down in the cold? Oh well. Good luck on the novel.

3. It seems that I spent our whole past showing you my worst. I would like you to sing the soundtrack to our best, in that deep and resonant voice of yours that makes my insides cream and tingle. =) If I take a train, will you be my valentine?

4. So I'm your mentor, huh? I'm fucking honored! lol! You must have learned a bunch from me that half an hour in the parking lot. (That sounded bad! hehe) We should do it again, some day.

5. Ohhh such a beautiful curse! Why must you be so hot and fun and also my best friend? You have been there with me through everything. *sniffle* I love you! =*)

6. You treated me better than any guy ever had. I felt so comfortable and loved. We had fun. We're just at different points in our lives. When I see you around, I hope you'll say hi.

7. You. Too rare for words. The rarest words. Gentle and ghastly and downright confusing in a way that does not cease to fascinate me. One day, I'll go north.

8. You + Me + Mashed potatoes. Bats across the beach. Please clear those maggots from your pants and stay away from shrinks.

9. Your ceaseless hope has always driven me nuts. With admiration, that is. If there's anyone who deserves a peaceful home and happy marriage, it is you.

10. My love, my golden beauty, my ex-upstairs neighbor..we will have such fun this semester!! I am so glad I know you. You're absolutely magical. Your talents amaze me to no end!

11. We can't be friends. But I wish you the best.

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