Sunday, January 30, 2005

Dream that I was black and having a 3-some in a stairwell. I was watching myself from the top of the stairs. I looked cute as a little black girl, getting my pussy eaten by some dude, while simultaneously fingering the girl next to me.

So..here I am. An exciting day of strandation that will not cease until my sister gives me my car back.
(Which will take weeks..)
If you're in the suburbs and have a car, take pity on me and whisk me away to some far-off place that is not my dad's living room.

Uggghhh and there's nothing to eat here but TOAST!
*bawl*

posted at 2:05 PM |