Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Back to the suburbs I go on the weekends.
Not with the trite old "tail between my legs" but with a middle finger raised.
Fuck you, Chicago:
New York's jealous redneck cousin,
LA's bitter, work-a-holic ex-husband

"I may be ugly and smelly, but I got the biggest phallic symbol in the world!"



posted at 9:19 AM |