Monday, November 15, 2004

Today:
Beavers Weave Stolen Cash Into Dam
Got to watch out for those tricky, thieving beavers..

Yesterday:
-Corralled the dirty laundry into baskets (Yee haw!)
-Took down the tent in my bedroom
-Went grocery shopping
-Actually washed those dishes that crowded my bathtub and therby prevented my bathing

Very proud of self.
I should smell a lot better. And be less stressed.

Now all I need to do is vaccuum and wash the laundry and I am a clean human being.
In all ways...I am actually single.
No boyfriends or girlfriends or fuckbuddies.
Which, I won't lie and say is refreshing.
Celibacy is thouroughly boring.
And not fully compensated for by even whisky and writing.

Tonight:
I will read portions of Happy Hour at a creative non-fiction open mic
If you know where and when, be there.

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