Thursday, November 18, 2004

This Week:
-From now on I will cream my panties whenever I see Felix the cat.
-When falling flat on your back, be sure to hold your coffee upright.
-There is NO SUCH THING as creative nonfiction, dammit! There is no such thing as nonfiction, period. Not even journalism can be "true". Every story that is written, whether based on "actual" events, researched or in the memory of the writer are still filtered through the subjective perceptions of the writer, and can therefore...
shut up, Al.
-I should have worn socks with these shoes.
-I probably have to quit school. Who was I kidding?

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