Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Alright..so can you believe it?...I got a JOB!!!!! No, really, this time. A real job. Well, as real as a job at Columbia College can be. Getting paid for hanging around a computer lab and doing my homework. How sweet is that?
I owe somebody a juicy favor.

Last night I went to a dead baby party to celebrate a friend's abortion. Most of the people invited felt alienated by the concept and didn't show. So it was us three girls, drinking whisky, eating "pregnant" cupcakes (jelly filled to simulate fetus) and smoking nutmeg. We told dead baby jokes, bitched about men, the clap and how boobs deflate when one goes off the pill.

You have approximately 6 hours to convince me not to go to the open mic at the Heartland, tonight.
posted at 5:40 PM |