Monday, June 07, 2004

Heat makes me stupid. It took me 2 hours and 5 dollars to get my ass to Union Station, this morning, though it should have only taken me 1 hour and $1.75. I just kept missing my stop or getting off in the wrong place or walking the wrong way at the right place. And I've been there hundreds of times.

When I got to Wheeling, I realized I was wearing uncomfortable shoes. They had brass heels. Weighed 50 pounds each. I took them off and walked barefoot on hot asphalt home from the train. This creep in dark shades in a white Mercedes started chatting me up at a stop light, offered to drive me home. I declined. I try not to do anything that sounds like the plot of a violent porn.

Lets see..what has happened since last I posted..
Book Expo..yeah..working the autographing tables..yeah..I was screamed at a lot..

I was R.L. Stine's ticket girl. People asked if I was picked for the job on purpose, since I look so creepy. Heh..
I also met Dr. Ruth. She is old and cute, but exhausted and coughing loudly. We had our pictures taken with her.
What else..oh yeah, I got screamed at a lot..but I said that already..
I hate Jamie Lee Curtis' fans..they were psycho. Climbing over the curtains to get to her.

um..blabla..free books..

I'm stuck out here until we move my stuff. I'm typing obscene things to people on AIM. I'm tired.
posted at 2:57 PM |