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Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Advice Columnenum

Dear Allison,

My life is boring. All I do is go to work and hang out with my boyfriend. I wish my life was exciting like yours and I could live in the city and do all the exciting artistic stuff you do. What's your secret?

-Bored in Suburbia


Dear Bored,

Your life is pretty much perfect. You have love and comfort. What else is there? The only reason I'm so wrapped up in my writing, music, jestering, etc.. is because I'm completely incompetent at every other aspect of life. So go spend some cash. Go fuck your boyfriend. Have fun!

-Al

posted at 9:29 AM |

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