Okay, I'm gonna do that 10 person secret message thing again, because it's fun and everybody always thinks the wrong ones are about them. 1. You are always so calm. And calming. When I am around you, I can barely speak, I am so sedate and peaceful. I would like to see you on meth. I want to see you go totally gonzo and take pictures of you taking pictures and running at people all speeded up to be a human zoom lens and we can beat up more toilets. The secret about the cat sort of turned me on. 2. My forever thanks to you for introducing me to the vodka tonic! 3. I might take you up on that offer. I want to see your loft/art gallery. We had the funnest elevator rides. You would like having me around. I scream about 95% less than your ex-girlfriend. And I don't listen to therapists. 4. I still want to see your dungeon. 5. One word: Mazola (Yeah, that'll never get old..) 6. Two words: Prove it. (Mhm. Thought so, bitch.) 7. One day, you'll go to Borders with your family and pick up my book on a whim and see me there on the back cover, looking up at you with my sexy green eyes and you'll remember. You won't be able to fuck your wife, that night. Then every time you do for the next 2 months, you'll see my picture in your head. When this happens, look up my #. 8. I should really get back in the habit of calling you God. 9. I'm sorry I tried to make you go to a scary, dark place. It actually, deep down, thrills me when you freak out about silly things. I promise I did like the movie. Good luck in LA. I might join you there in the summer if I can't find a job. 10. Your bruises had the shape of words. You are the queen of some happy, fucked-up dimension I can only hope to glance at in my wettest dreams.
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